Chances are, this is the year that a geek steals your girlfriend. Don’t believe me? Check out a website called GeeksAreSexy.net. Their blog post got our researchers all excited. After they changed their pants, they offered up this highlight list of the reasons you’ll soon be crying in your beer because a Geek took your woman.
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So, you’re the talk of the town now that you’re dating the hot chick, huh? Yeah, you’re the mac daddy … we know. Well, stud, I’ve got news for you.
Chances are, this is the year that a geek steals your girlfriend. Don’t believe me? Check out a website called GeeksAreSexy.net. Their blog post from a couple weeks ago got our researchers all excited. After they changed their pants, they offered up this highlight list of the reasons you’ll soon be crying in your beer because a Geek took your woman.
Number one – Chicks Dig Money. Face it, dude. Junior sales manager for the hilljack district or assistant manager at Super Suds Car Wash might give you the freedom to club hop and smack Tequilla shooters down on your Visa, but at some point, Tina Tittlove is going to want diamonds. And while your Honda Civic is trendy and hip now, there won’t be three-ways until you’re pickin’ her up in a Beamer.
Number two – Geeks Pay Attention. When is the last time you noticed your girl’s haircut? If you had to stop and think, you’re what we call a “loser.” Geeks appreciate women because they normally go a long time before they get one. They shower women with attention and affection, are sensitive to our needs and make note of the little things, like hair cuts and new dresses. You focus on what’s inside the dress and the last time you noticed it was when, in a mad dash to get it off us, it landed so that it covered up part of the T-V.
Number three – Gadgets. Yeah, you got your flip phone with the fly keyboard so you can text your homies and trash talk the Lakers’ game.
But Geeks are pimped out with stuff that’s actually useful. My boyfriend has a single device that has phone, Internet, email, voice mail, text, I-M, Satellite radio, local FM receiver, MP3 player and portable toaster oven and it all fits in his front pocket. And he’ll buy me one for my birthday. Your gal will be lucky if you remember to send her flowers.
And the gadgets geeks have are smarter than your Nokia, there Chip. They program in all my likes, dislikes, favorites and turn-ons and all they have to do to push a girls buttons, is push a couple buttons. Have fun with your remote control, Zacky boy … I’ll be in the bedroom with Screech.
And Number Four – Geeks are better lovers. That’s right. I said it. And it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. While you were taking advantage of us gals through high school and college, the geeks we weren’t paying attention to then were camped out at the how-to aisle at Barnes and Nobles. While you were looking at porn, they were reading sex manuals. Let’s just put it this way, unlike you, they don’t think Kama Sutra is a bad 80s song.
There’s lots more where that came from on Geeks Are Sexy-dot net. Thanks to Ahmed Bilal for the inspiration … (WHISPERS) Hey you lovable geeks … Call me!
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