Geek’s Ultimate Guide to Picking Up Girls

We recently had an episode dedicated to all you geeks out there called, “Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend in 2008.” Well, we talked again with the crew at GeeksAreSexy.net and worked hard to create this Geek’s Ultimate Guide to Picking Up Girls.

So you forlorn geeks, pay attention. Here are some Geeky Tips For Picking Up Chicks. Be sure to subscribe to Geeks Are Sexy RSS feed!

FULL TRANSCRIPT

Hi. I’m Nikki Key and you’re watching the Daily Idea.
We recently had an episode dedicated to all you geeks out there called, “Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend in 2008.” Well, the crew at GeeksAreSexy.net have put out another blog post that caught our attention and we had to build an episode around it.
So you forlorn geeks, pay attention. Here are some Geeky Tips For Picking Up Chicks.
And let’s start at the most important point: location, location, location.
Bookstores are a great place to start. Lots of geek loving girls frequent your local bookstores searching for more than just Oprah’s book of the month.
cut to scene of geek at a bookstore in front of a the Self-Help section
NIKKI (VO):
But be sure to avoid sections like Self-Help…
Geek looks at sign and looks upset
Cut to geek walking up to a girl with a pregnancy book
And you definitely want to avoid the pregnancy health section…
Geek again looks upset
Cut to geek in debt management section
And of course, you want to avoid the ladies’ drowning in their debt.
Geek looks frustrated with his attempts
Cut to geek walking up to a girl in Arts and Photography section
Knowing your audience is key. So be sure to cycle through the Arts and Photography section…
Geek with a girl in that section
Or the Computer and Programming collection…
Geek with a smile on his face with a girl
And of course don’t forget about the Sci-Fi girls longing for your company.
Geek has sci-fi book in front of his face and pulls it down to wink at a girl
Back to Nikki in the studio
NIKKI:
But the bookstore is not the only place for you geeks to pick up a lady. Perhaps you live in city with lots of bloggers and social media types. Many of these online communities like to venture out and have online-to-real-world meet-ups. So leave that keyboard behind for a night and head out to one of these events.
Cut to geek putting on a nametag with his real name and screen name (MasterChief43); enters into party and walks around
NIKKI (VO):
Here are some great geeky conversation starters you can use to attract the ladies…
Cut to geek saying opening lines; quick cuts between each
GEEK:
I think Twitter is sooo revolutionary…maybe I could Twitter you sometime?
I’m usually not one to brag, but I could buy you a pretty sweet magic bow on World of Warcraft.
Don’t you think WordPress totally owns that Drupal? What a joke, right?
They say size doesn’t matter, but you should see how big my RSS subscriber base is.
Back to Nikki in studio
NIKKI:
One more tip, geeks. It’s all about the numbers so get out there and talk to all the ladies you can. Sometimes it takes talking to quite a few girls before you peg the right geek-loving one. So get out there geeks.
Geek walks into studio scene; Nikki looks over at him

GEEK:
Hey, Nikki. You wanna hang out with a geek that loves web TV shows?

NIKKI:
Sure. Do you have the show ‘Firefly’ on BlueRay?

GEEK:
Does Princess Leia look smokin’ in that metal bikini in ‘Return of the Jedi’?

NIKKI:
Then I’ll see you later.
Geek walks off confidently

Be sure to check out GeeksAreSexy.net and DailyIdea.tv for more tips. And that’s another Daily Idea.

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