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Men: Avoid These Valentine Gifts

February 12th, 2008 Posted in Holiday, Good to Know

Guys, whether you like it or not, Valentine’s Day is approaching. For us girls, it’s a chance to be extra gushy and set high, unrealistic romantic expectations for you. We’re sure most of our viewers are fantastic about selecting wonderful and appropriate gifts for your Valentine’s. But to make sure you don’t get off course, here are some to bypass. Especially if you’re hoping to get lucky later in the evening.

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Hi, this is Nikki Key and you’re watching the Daily Idea.

Ok guys, whether you like it or not, Valentine’s Day is approaching. For us girls, it’s a chance to be extra gushy and set high, unrealistic romantic expectations for you. We’re sure most of our viewers are fantastic about selecting wonderful and appropriate gifts for your Valentine’s. But to make sure you don’t get off course, here are some to bypass. Especially if you’re hoping to get lucky later in the evening….

Number 1- No gift - ok, we don’t have to say much here, but if you show up for your date with NO GIFT that’s the best way to tell your girl - yeah, I’m just thinking dinner and drinks will be enough to get you in the sheets tonight.

Number 2- Teddy bears - unless your girlfriend collects certain types of stuffed animals and you’ve passed the age of puberty, no teddy bears please. It’s actually kind of a creepy gift too.

Number 3- Heart jewelry - ladies, this may just be me and feel free to leave a comment, but I HATE any type of heart jewelry. Heart necklaces, heart bracelets, heart earrings, YUCK!

Number 4- Avoid ANYTHING that resembles a ring box. Guys, unless you’re going to propose or you’re already married, stay away from that size box. It should only contain a very glittery diamond to be worn on her finger!

Number 5- Don’t buy any type of pre-made gift basket. Be sure to select something your Valentine likes. So if you know she loves Bath & Body Works vanilla scent, go purchase the individual products. Gift baskets are never a good idea…dear.

Number 6- And finally, stay away from wacky gifts. My first real Valentine came when a boy handed me this seemlingly sweet, but mysterious packet and said “You’re supposed to pour this in boiling water and breathe the scents deeply. It will make you fall in love with the person who gave it to you.” Needless to say, I never inhaled the fragrance of the packet.

Whatever you do this Valentine’s Day, remember, it’s just one day. If you’re single, sucks for you. Just kidding its only 24 hours. If you’re in a relationship, I hope this isn’t your pinnacle day of love, because you should show it every day in every way. Or some crap like that. Leave us a comment with your worst Valentine’s Day gift you’ve every given or received. And before you leave a nasty comment, I agree it’s the thought that counts, but trust me I don’t need another star named after me.

And that’s another Daily Idea.

  1. 3 Responses to “Men: Avoid These Valentine Gifts”

  2. By Ryan Kempf on Feb 13, 2008

    Hey Nikki I agree you should consider what your mate likes and not just get them a gift basket or something cheezy

  3. By Melissa Seay on Feb 13, 2008

    Everything Nikki has said is true, every guy should watch this!

  4. By giftbaskets on May 23, 2008

    This is true. I totally agree with Nikki.

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