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Female Survival Guide to the Super Bowl

January 29th, 2008 Posted in Sports

As you prepare for Super Bowl Sunday and hanging out with your husband, boyfriend, or someone you just started dating, we have some tips for all the females to consider. These tips will help you survive the parties, the booze and you may even enjoy the game. Be sure to go to download Nikki’s survival guide.

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Yes, it’s Super Bowl week and girls unfortunately all you’re going to hear from your man is football, HDTV 1080p HDMI upconversion nonsense and, of course, THE party at his “boy’s crib.” I know, I’m already tired of hearing about it too, but let’s be honest, they only have a few events a year that they get this excited about. Besides, with this one, you know they are watching football and not buck tucking and the Gold Club. So, to help you score big points with your man this weekend, I’ve drawn up this Female survival guide to the Super Bowl to help you through the big game.

Now, there are a few things you need to know about this particular Super Bowl. Don’t bother taking notes as I’ve created a cheat sheet you at dailyidea.tv.

The Patriots Perfect Season

Yes, even if you’ve been living under a rock, you should know that the New England Patriots have accomplished what only one other team in NFL history has achieved … the perfect season. There was a perfect season back in 1972 with the Dolphins, but they didn’t play as many games. So, the Patriots are 18 and 0 and another win will set them apart as one for the history books.

Eli Manning is from a football family

Another football trivia fact you need to know … the Mannings are THE family when it comes to NFL royalty. Eli’s father is Archie Manning, once upon a time quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. Eli’s brother, Peyton, is the super stud quarterback for the Indianpolis Colts. Perhaps you know him best as the dorky looking guy … all neck … weird shaped head, on EVERY FREAKING COMMERCIAL ON TV. There’s another brother too. While we’re sure he’s a great guy, it must suck to be in that family and get stuck with the stock trader gene.

Not Many people give the Giants a chance

Again, Eli isn’t near the quarterback that Brady has been and most are shocked the Giants have made it this far. Add that to competing against the perfect season team the Patriots, and well, Eli, we hope you get a touchdown or two.

There’s more than Tom Brady

You can score some bonus points by acting somewhat knowledgeable, so here are some “playmakers” you need to know. For the Patriots, Teddy Bruski and Randy Moss are sure to be factors. For the Giants remember Plaxico Burress (yes, that’s his name, not a software company) and Michael Strahan. Don’t overuse these, but work these into the conversation sparingly and you’re set.

Commercials are as important as the game

And ladies, when there’s a time out and you can take a break from talking about Tom Brady’s fine points, check out the commercials. A few are comical, some are crazy, some suck, but there’s sure to be a few memorable ones since companies spend millions on these 30 seconds of exposure. Plus, your guy is sure to be talking about the best beer commercial with his friends for the next few weeks, so you might as well have some clue about why they think it’s so funny

There’s really soooo much more to cover that I can’t fit it all in this video. So, go to daily idea dot tv, click this iconto download my cheat sheet. If you have more suggestions, leave a comment below or email me at girls at dailyidea.tv. We gotta stick together, ya know?

And that’s another Daily Idea.

  1. 3 Responses to “Female Survival Guide to the Super Bowl”

  2. By Keith on Mar 5, 2008

    Great Info! Thanks for the post

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