Fridays with Falls: Birthday Memories

Today is Falls’s birthday and he takes us for a stroll down memory lane… and Sally Westerman’s shirt. Top his birthday stories in the comments section and maybe you will be featured on a future episode … or Sally Westerman’s shirt.

Please leave a comment below with your favorite birthday memories and your best wishes to our birthday boy, Jason Falls!


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How To Deal With Winter, As Told By Canadians

Nobody knows cold, snow and winter like our friends from the Great White North. In order to learn a few tricks of the trade, not to mention sever international relations, The Daily Idea sent Jason Falls to Canada to investigate. What happened was nothing short of hilarious … especially when he went ski-doo-ing. You’ll want to watch this one all the way through.

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FULL TRANSCRIPT

Cold weather can certainly pose its fair share of challenges, so the Daily Idea wanted to offer up some advice on how to deal with the cold.

But, we live in the South and knew you were smart enough to see right through it. So we sent the always frigid Jason Falls to ask advice of people who should know: Canadians!

Jason had a little something extra for us in his report from the field. We’d like to caution you, however, what you are about to see is graphic, horrific and perhaps the funniest thing we’ve ever seen Jason do.

He is soooo embarrassing. Rest assured folks, Jason was okay and made it through customs safely. All the cold water hooch he tried to smuggle back, though, didn’t quite make it.

Wherever you are this winter, be sure to keep some safe, alternate heating sources around just in case the power goes out. And by safe, we don’t mean a steel bucket and some lighter fluid. Believe me I know … sorry to tattle, Dad. Bundle up and stay warm.

And that’s another Daily Idea.

FOOLPROOF WAYS TO STOP SMOKING

Everyone knows smoking is bad for your health, even when advertising and publicity tries to teach us the other way around. We asked our research staff to come up with some foolproof ways to quit smoking. Now, before you get the jitters and need a nicotine fix let’s see if these tips will help.


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FULL TRANSCRIPT

NIKKI: Ever since the Daily Idea actually
became…well…daily, I must admit that my stress level
has skyrocketed. On top of making sure my make-up
looks good and my hair is straight, I have to read
from this teleprompter. Daily! Its enough to make a
girl go crazy with stress. So to take some of the
edge off, I started smoking. I know, I know, cancer
sticks are bad for you. That’s why I’m trying to kick
the addiction. So I asked our research staff to come
up with some foolproof ways to quit smoking. Now,
before I get the jitters and need a nicotine fix let’s
see if these tips will really help.

First, our research team suggests setting a realistic
date to quit. And have a witness there to help keep
you accountable to your commitment.

SCENE CHANGE

(Two actors sitting at a table with pen and paper; top
of paper clearly says “Realistic Quit Date”)

GIRL: So, I’m here to be your witness. When are you
gonna quit?

(Guy is writing something down)

GUY: January 31. (Passes sheet to her)

GIRL: That soon? (says this, then looks down)

GUY: Yeah, January 31, 2017.

GIRL: And just a shade under a decade.

(Quick cut back to Nikki)

NIKKI: Another suggestion is to replace the physical
and oral sensations you get from smoking that
cigarette by chewing gum. Speaking of cigarettes, has
anyone seen my lighter? Seriously, where’s my
lighter?

SCENE CHANGE

GIRL: So how’s it going? Are you sticking with your
commitment to quit smoking?

(Guy’s mouth is full of gum; almost unintelligible)

GUY: Totally. Every time I get a craving to smoke, I
just stick another piece of gum in my mouth…today’s
been a bit stressful.

GIRL: Really?

(Quick cut back to Nikki)

SCENE CHANGE

NIKKI: Quitting is not going to be easy. When that
craving hits, you will have to be strong. So why
don’t you make a list of difficult things you’ve
overcome in the past. These helpful reminders will
serve as a way to get you through those tough times.
(thinks the shot is over; exasperated now)
Jay…dude…where’s my lighter. This isn’t cool…

SCENE CHANGE

(Guy is rocking back and forth with legs curled up
staring straight ahead; almost crazy looking)

GIRL: Alright, I know you really want to smoke right
now, but let’s think about all the difficult things
you’ve overcome in the past. Here, I’ll make a list.
Remember that time you… (obviously, can’t think of
one) Why don’t you name one?

GUY: Uhhh…I did watch all of “License to Wed” with
you. That was really tough. And listening to you
tell that really dumb story about your girls’ night
out was pretty hard to get through. (perks up with
each new thought) And that time I pretended to like
that Chicken Pot Pie you cooked…now that was an
extremely difficult period of my life. Wow. I feel
better already. Thanks, hon.

GIRL: (obviously mad) I need a smoke.

(Quick cut back to Nikki)

NIKKI: (unaware that cameras are on) If you
don’t give me that lighter, I’m swear I’m
gonna…(realizes we are back on)…Oh…hi. Alright.
Obviously I need to watch this episode again.
Quitting a habit like smoking is challenging. You may
have to quit more than once. But keep trying. Your
lungs and wallet will appreciate it. And if what we
mentioned doesn’t help…there’s always this method…

SCENE CHANGE

(Girl covers Guy’s mouth in duct tape)

(Quick cut back to Nikki)

NIKKI: And that’s another Daily Idea.